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One plus Two = Free

No, I’m not telling you. Get lost! You don’t ask an Englishman questions like that. Look, it’s my business. Go away, or I’ll tell my Queen. No. Uh uh. No way, José. Boo-hoo-hoo, “babyyyy don’t cry baby don’t crryyyy”. Why should I? I don’t ask you stuff like that. Nope. Ne parlez pas anglais amigo. What’s that over there? Haha, got you. Oh change the subject mate. No. No. No. Look, I’m not telling you, just build a bridge and get over it. I caaan’t hear you. Do de do. You’re boring me now. Why do you want to know? Nosey Parker. OW-A! Stop it, what are you doing? Nononono, oww! Not the Chinese burn, owwww get off, you’re an animal! Hahaha, not the, hahaha, not the, hahahaaa, not the feet! Not the feet! Hahaha, ok, OK! I’ll tell you, hahaha! Stop it! Stop it! I’ll tell you! STOP! Please, please just STOP! Continue reading ‘One plus Two = Free’



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