Privacy Policy

As a man of the world, I receive a shed load of spam email throughout the week. I’m sure you do to. If I followed it all up I’m sure I’d have a huge penis, and a dozen Ukrainian wives. Perhaps they go hand in hand.

What the barrage of miscellaneous email means, is that some little toe-rag has sold us down the river.

Whenever I ask you to supply me with your email address, it is with good reason. I might need to contact you to clarify, expand or confirm certain views or opinions, or simply need to confirm your identity to avoid erroneous comments.

I never add this information to any form of database, and I will always treat your right to privacy with the utmost respect.

If you ever have any concern about privacy issues here on Trail of Ants, I’d be more than happy to talk to you. Drop me a line through the contact page and I’ll get back to you as soon as possible.

Unless you’re a spammer. In which case — get a life, or get yourself a big new penis like me.