Ok. Right. I’m making a new rule for TrailofAnts.com; for every person who asks me “how can you afford to take such a trip?” or any deviation on this question, they have to flick a quid into my rusty can, which as yet is a mirage upon the horizon. I’m going to take you back in time now, via a new process I’ve invented- blognosis (patent pending).
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes. Not around the eyes. Look into my eyes. Your eye lids are getting heavy. Count to 5. 1, a river is flowing melodically over your toes. 2, a field of corn is gently fanning your sun kissed face. 3, all surrounding noise starts to appear distant. 4, all worries and concerns you had are forgotten. 5, I am gently removing your wallet and quietly leaving the room. Continue reading ‘Look into my eyes…’

